I can't - what do you call.. - I can't hack an apple cuz we're in business with them like, tomorrow, y'know... (makes funny faces at the video)
Yeah.
I know I'm better solo! Don't think, don't think, just know - know that I'm better solo. Yeah I am solo. I invented solo. You know, there was like two guys in a plane, one of them jumped down he said it's Charlie Sheen it's called solo. What the f* is this, you know?
Why? Howard Stern does that. It's lame, it's retareded, it's transparent, it's the f* work of trolls, why not just leave that to a man that only wants to talk about anal and stupidity? You know, cuz he was so f* ugly all his f* life and now he has like power cuz he's smart? Well yeah he's f* smart. You can get laid like that looking the way you f* look go for it buddy, go for it.
Yeah - solo, it's called solo because the guy jumped out screaming my name back in 1994 - I've got the video. And guess what I'm doing right now - I'm videoing this phonecall because I'm sick of losing my gold into the f* ethersphere of f* stupidity. (..)
Yeah I know - and my thing is f* gold, and platinum and diamonds and every other precious f* gem that falls out of f* loser's butt-holes, y'know what I'm saying? (..)
Yeah I'm right here (..)
Hello?
Foiled by a piece of plastic covered in light buttons - lights and buttons and plastic and nothing else, foiled I tell you.
Yeah I'm right here - f* I hung up on him. Looks like the show's been cancelled. Again.
This is... a weapon or is it backwards.. or upside down..there it is... it's the weapon of the trolls. OK I'll use it against them one day. Find out how to harness it into 50 caliber straighting rounds.
Light - you whore.
(mumbled) image I'm burning my own face but I can't feel the f* heat because I don't feel f* pain because pain is - pain is a f* myth - pain is as painful as you want it to be - to quote a late great brilliant alien non human (mumble) / I don't need pain pills I need anti-pain pills.(..)
No, I didn't hear f* all because I'm using a piece of plastic designed by trolls covered in lights and buttons obviously a weapon but I will use it against them.
I love your advice! I love your advice cuz you speak the truth. You are speaking the truth to a truthseeker (..)
No why? So we can be like them? So we can f* be like them? f* you. (..)
There's the thing - there's one side to me and it's me and it's gnarly and it's crazy and it's more than what they deserve it's more than they can process - so to think about you know - two sides to me is a f* lie cuz all I wanna give them is the f* truth and I'm gonna deliver it in a way that's f* violent and focused and not like they're used to EVER because they're high on vaccines and macdonalds and US Weekly and TMZ and every other f* shitty food they consume. (..)
Hey, I mean they only guy in the show - let's be redundant all morning, BOB - so I'm gonna write my sermons - i'm gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes and people are going f* either take it or leave it - we know they're gonna take themso they must condemn it. If they can't condemn it - they'll f* turn me into a GOD and worship me and then realize that I'm behind them cutting their throats and their children() (..)
But the Sheen's Korner is already engrained into the pantheon of the lexicon of the whole f* movement so we can say Sheen's Corner - And the tagline is torpedoes of truth. You're either in Sheen's Corner or you're with the trolls. So why can't the whole tagline be like 'violent torpedoes of truth'. You're either in my corner or you're with the trolls.
(..) Hold on... I've got people trying to get through my brilliance...um.. am I going on tonight? I don't know, I gotta get a tweet out there and let them know that last night was a shameful trainwreck filled with like, blind cuddly puppies. (..)
Exactly. Cuz here's the truth. You want the truth? I tried to use their format. I don't fit into their format. Their format is shit. Their format is catshit. Their format is catshit stuck to the bottom of my sprinting shoe. Of my world record breaking sprinting perfect platinum Nike. ()
No no, we beg for nothing! beggars beg, winners win, period the end - period, the end. suck it, didn't make the rules - oops! am I barfing?
Did I lose you again?(..)
Is it you Bob? (..) That would imply that I care about orange juice and I have a kitchen. (...) There you go! There you go! The magic tray is filled with magic. You're lucky if you can say the words 'magic tray'. What? Gahh... foiled again..!
Hello you there? - we need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection. Hack him up into pieces in front of his children. We need to cut up his face and then wear it and then go on a really a very tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet. That's what we have to do.
Are you down? Are you down or are you up? - lost you again. Olright, I will compose a brilliant tweet. I will send a fastball into a cyberhole for those a-waiting. Those a-waiting something else.
Ok it's on. It's on like Donkey-Kong.
Uhm.. alright all i'm saying is this - I want to deliver some shit. I want to deliver it in a way that's in f* in the epicenter of how I look at things - which is probably going to be construed as radical and in your face - so far in your face wrap your teeth shoves down your f* throat so you're like WOw! what a lovely little snack what's that taste in my teeth? I don't care! SHINNG! Delivered! It's all I care about!
I can sit here and pretend that I fit into their format I fit into their thing... I can do like their (mumble) - pretty much excited... (..) Perfect.. perfect something...when you're a tsunami you write the f* rules..
It is what it is... what a dumb expression.. 'it is what it is' yeah..you are how you are...clear-ly divide, boring - execute it! It is what it is - really? that's defeatist. Everything around you sucks. It is what it is - you just accept it? and you can't go forward? Is that the way it's supposed to be? I don't buy it, I don't agree with it, I don't trust it, I don't care about it, I don't ever wanna hear those two words together again. It is what it is - IT IS WHAT IT IS what it was isn't what you thought it was because you claimed so, because you confirmed it, because you insisted it is what is is, but therefore it ain't what it ain't. - It ain't what it ain't which is gold, and winning and magic cuz that's how I roll. It ain't what it ain't in your stupid boring contaminate world cuz you allowed it. When I say earn yourself, I'm talking about you already own yourself go earn yourself, Be about something, be about something that matters. Get inside the truth - every single f* morning, you gotta win, the only way you're gonna win is inside the truth. If you don't live inside the truth you're living in the middle. You're living in the middle and that's where you get you get slaughtered. Old field, battle field, doesn't matter, you get slaughtered in the middle cuz in the middle are the f* sheep and trolls. This is my message to you. Take it, or die violently.
